Joke of the Month
Run, Laddie, Run!
Gotta love the Irish!!!
An Irishman moves to the USA and finally attends his first baseball
game.
The first batter approached the batters' box, took a few swings and
then hits a double. Everyone was on their feet screaming, "Run! Run!"
The next batter hits a single and the Irishman listened as the crowd
again cheered, "RUN, RUN!"
The Irishman enjoyed the game and began screaming with the fans. The
fifth batter came up and four balls went by. The umpire called "walk" and
the batter started his slow trot to first base. The Irishman stood up and
screamed, "R-R-Run! ye lazy bastard, run!"
The people around him began laughing. Blushing, the Irishman sat back
down. A friendly fan noted the man's embarrassment, leaned over and explained,
"He can't run -- he's got four balls."
The Irishman stood up and screamed, "Walk with pride, laddie!"
(courtesy of Veronica Ceszynski)
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