Joke of the Month

Old Fr. Dolan was dying after a long and fruitful life tending to the needs of souls under his care. On his deathbed, he sent a message for his accountant and his barrister to come to his home. 

When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom. As they entered the room, the priest held out his hands and motioned for them to sit on each side of the bed. The priest grasped their hands, sighed contentedly, smiled and stared at the ceiling.

For a time, no one said anything. Both the accountant and barrister were touched and flattered that the old priest would ask them to be with him during his final moments.They were also puzzled because the priest had never given any indication that he particularly liked either one of them. 

Finally, the lawyer asked, "Father, why did you ask the two of us to come?"

The old priest mustered up some strength, then said weakly, "Jesus died between two thieves, and that's how I want to go, too."

(with a wink and grateful nod to Veronica Ceszynski)